Sunday, February 8, 2009

Tom Brady, Patriots savior, has returned ... to the golf course


Brady, as all football fans know, suffered a season-ending knee injury eight minutes into his first game last year on a hit that was unparalleled in all of NFL history for its catastrophic consequences and blatant disregard for fair play unfortunate but not unusual (de-ESPN'ed). Like Jesus, Brady carries the hopes and dreams of an entire fanbase on his back. However, unlike Jesus, Brady spent his recovery time getting spoonfed by a supermodel; I don't remember reading anything like that in Sunday school.
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Committed, Born again follower of Jesus [The Christ] on dry land. I believe the Holy Scriptures are Truth and the Holy Spirit is Life. I believe that Salvation must be obtained, by our continual, assiduousness to God. "And grieve not the Holy Spirit, Thee God, remain within Him, which _confirms your hopes_ towards the day of Redemption." I believe that very few will obtain salvation and will be shut out. 'Wide is the way that leads to destruction, many will choose it... 'Narrow is the way that leads to life and few will find it. "'..any of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be my disciple.' 'Make every effort to enter through the narrow door, because many, I tell you, will try to enter and will not be able to. Once the owner of the house gets up and closes the door, you will stand outside knocking and pleading, 'Sir, open the door for us.'" 'So be very careful to love the Lord your God' Amen.